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Archimedes Plutonium
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why make money off the back of innocents--Eric Francis & St. Martin's Press-- George Witte, Sally Richardson, Thomas Dunne, Jennifer Enderlin

Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department
might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."

Eric Francis and George Witte, speaking about heads, what about your own, is it a 16 iambic pentameter Shakespeareisque

     Baler done run out of twine.

     Batteries not included.

     Believes the sine function is a sinusoid wave

     Believes sine equals 0 when x=2 and x = 3.14...

     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis

     Blew the hatch before the lock sealed.

     Born a day late and like that ever since.

     Born during low tide in the gene pool.

     Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
   
     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis

     Brain permanently in power saving mode.

Believes sine and cosine are sinusoid waves, when really semicircle waves.

     Brain transplant donor.

     Bright as Alaska in December.

     It was the dance to do, it was the dance for you.

     Witte come Francis, Francis come Witte



   /\-------/\
   \::O:::O::/
  (::_  ^  _::)
   \_`-----'_/



     ///
     /\
    /  \
   /-oo-\
    \--/




                  __|      \ /     |__  
   _ o   ___\o    \o    |    o/    o/___     o _
     /\  /)  |        ( \   /o\  / )     |      (\    /\
___|_\______                          _____/_|__
 
cha cha cha, 1, 2, 3, 4
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-07 08:28:49 UTC
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     It was the dance to do, it was the dance for you.
     Witte come Francis, Francis come Witte
       ^ ^
      (o o)  
       ( )   Eric, you want to do the right triangle dance?
      \___/
       !_!



  WM
__MW__
  (Oo)
  /||\
I rather do the icosahedron step.
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   /\-------/\
   \::O:::O::/
  (::_  ^  _::)
   \_`-----'_/
     ///
     /\
    /  \
   /-oo-\
    \--/
                  __|      \ /     |__  
   _ o   ___\o    \o    |    o/    o/___     o _
     /\  /)  |        ( \   /o\  / )     |      (\    /\
___|_\______                          _____/_|__
 
cha cha cha, 1
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2017-06-08 06:30:27 UTC
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why make money off the back of innocents--Eric Francis & St. Martin's Press-- George Witte, Sally Richardson, Thomas Dunne, Jennifer Enderlin

Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department
might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."

Eric Francis and George Witte, speaking about heads, what about your own, is it a 16 iambic pentameter Shakespeareisque


     Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.

     Calling them stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

     Can't count his balls and get the same answer twice.

     Can't chew gum and walk straight

     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis


Can't tell sh(t from spit

     Car's only got three wheels, and another going flat.

     Cart can't hold all the groceries.

     Cheats when filling out opinion polls.  
   
     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis

     Chimney's clogged.

     Clock doesn't have all its numbers.

     Contents settled some during shipping.

     Couldn't count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants.

     It was the dance to do, it was the dance for you.

     Witte come Francis, Francis come Witte



   /\-------/\
   \::O:::O::/
  (::_  ^  _::)
   \_`-----'_/



     ///
     /\
    /  \
   /-oo-\
    \--/
Say George, gangnam style
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-11 18:35:05 UTC
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why make money off the back of innocents--Eric Francis & St. Martin's Press-- George Witte, Sally Richardson, Thomas Dunne, Jennifer Enderlin
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department
might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
            ,,,
   -ooO(o o)Ooo-
            (_)
What Geology departments in USA colleges have bolted down heads?
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Eric Francis and George Witte, speaking about heads, what about your own, is it a 16 iambic pentameter Shakespeareisque
     Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
     Calling them stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
     Can't count his balls and get the same answer twice.
     Can't chew gum and walk straight
     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis
Can't tell sh(t from spit
     Car's only got three wheels, and another going flat.
     Cart can't hold all the groceries.
     Cheats when filling out opinion polls.  
   
     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis
     Chimney's clogged.
     Clock doesn't have all its numbers.
     Contents settled some during shipping.
     Couldn't count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants.
     It was the dance to do, it was the dance for you.
     Witte come Francis, Francis come Witte
   /\-------/\
   \::O:::O::/
  (::_  ^  _::)
   \_`-----'_/
     ///
     /\
    /  \
   /-oo-\
    \--/
Say George, gangnam style
b***@gmail.com
2017-06-12 07:28:50 UTC
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AP, the brain fart rocket.
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    /  \
   /-oo-\
    \--/
Say George, gangnam style
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-14 14:51:02 UTC
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why make money off the back of innocents--Eric Francis & St. Martin's Press-- George Witte, Sally Richardson, Thomas Dunne, Jennifer Enderlin
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department
might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
               ___
             ./_ -\.
           q| o O |p
-oOOO--~U~--OOOo-
How many bolted down heads does your Geology dept. have?
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            ,,,
   -ooO(o o)Ooo-
            (_)
What Geology departments in USA colleges have bolted down heads?
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Eric Francis and George Witte, speaking about heads, what about your own, is it a 16 iambic pentameter Shakespeareisque
     Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
     Calling them stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
     Can't count his balls and get the same answer twice.
     Can't chew gum and walk straight
     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis
Can't tell sh(t from spit
     Car's only got three wheels, and another going flat.
     Cart can't hold all the groceries.
     Cheats when filling out opinion polls.  
   
     Francis come Witte, Witte come Francis
     Chimney's clogged.
     Clock doesn't have all its numbers.
     Contents settled some during shipping.
     Couldn't count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants.
     It was the dance to do, it was the dance for you.
     Witte come Francis, Francis come Witte
   /\-------/\
   \::O:::O::/
  (::_  ^  _::)
   \_`-----'_/
     ///
     /\
    /  \
   /-oo-\
    \--/
Say George, gangnam style
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-15 20:34:33 UTC
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The FartMouth Births-comics for Eric FartFrancis, with volta dancing by George FartWitte published by ST FARTMARTINS PRESSURE
                                                                   __
                                                             .-'         `-.              ,dP""Yb,
                                                           .'               `.          ,d"        "b,
                                                          /                   \        d'    _      `Y,
                                             _           ;                     ;      8     8        `b
                              __        ,'"    "`.      |                      |     `b,_,aP       P
               __         ,'     `.    /           \     ;                     ;        """"        d'
             .'    `.      /        |   |             |     \                    /                 ,P"
         _  |       |     |        /    \           /      `.                .'       a,.__,aP"
  . o ( _ ) `.__.'      `.__.'        `.___ .'           `-._____.-'           `"""''
 
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
Melania Trump has an easy time defending her dignity from gutter press, in one month with millions.
Annie Oakley struggled with the gutter press
Archimedes Plutonium like Annie Oakley has to battle the evil, but alas time away from doing science.
    _ _/|
   \'o.0'
   =(___)=
      U
Poem-- seeking the poet George Witte to publish
___________________________________________
STUPIDITY of Inflamming Innocence Abroad
___________________________________________
Francis Come Witte, Witte Come Francis it was a dance to do
It was a dance for you
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid is Francis Come Witte
I mean rock-hard stupid.  
Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, Witte Come Francis
Surface of Venus under 80 atmospheres of red hot carbon dioxide
And sulfuric acid vapor dehydrated for 300 million years rock-hard stupid.  
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know
Into a whole different sensorium of stupid.  
It was the dance to do.
Witte Come Francis is trans-stupid stupid. 
Meta-stupid.  
Stupid so collapsed upon itself
That it is within its 
own Fusion Barrier Principle radius stupid.  
Lightning bolt stupid.  
It was the dance for two, Francis Come Witte, Witte Come Francis.
Stupid gotten so dense and massive that no intellect can escape.  
Maxwell Dirac Equations stupid. 
Ordinary and Partial Differential Equations Stupid.
Francis & Witte emits more stupid/second than our entire galaxy otherwise 
emits stupid/year.  
Quasar stupid.  
And do the twist, round and around.
Nothing else in the universe can be this stupid.  
Witte Come Francis is an oozingly putrescent primordial fragment
From the original Antimatter of Stupid
A pure essence of stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
As to be beyond the laws of physics that define maximally
Extrapolated hyperbolic geometrical
 Dimensional background radiation stupid
As we can imagine it.  
Cha cha cha
And do the twist!
Witte Come Francis 
is Planck stupid
A quantum foam of stupid
A vacuum decay of stupid
A grand unified theory of stupid
It was the dance for two
(UncleAl/AP)
       
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  0  \\     0-#
     //       / \

dance loop de l
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-18 05:03:56 UTC
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You are a fine....
..... Try to keep it to maybe one earth-shattering breakthrough a week instead of your usual 10 or 20 every day....
Dan
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The AP 20 breakthrough hurdles
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-18 17:19:56 UTC
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repaste alarm, same shit again and again
Burse says he likes to transfer to St. Martins to repaste



     _____
    ( xxx )
-oo0-(o o)-0oo-
Picture of Burse before he repasted

     _____
    ( xxx )
[ xx |
-oo0-(o o)-0oo-
Picture of Burse after his 5 eyes
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-20 09:07:56 UTC
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repaste alarm, same shit again and again
Burse says he likes to transfer to St. Martins to repaste
     _____
    ( xxx )
-oo0-(o o)-0oo-
Picture of Burse before he repasted
     _____
    ( xxx )
[ xx |
-oo0-(o o)-0oo-
Picture of Burse after his 5 eyes
            MW
           MNW
          MMXWW
         ///..)
        <||  >\
         $$ --/
          |\_/
  Mommy, look, that man has 5 eyes

Mom:: it is impolite to stare, sweetheart
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-22 06:04:17 UTC
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repaste alarm, same shit again and again
Burse says he likes to transfer to St. Martins to repaste
  \\\^^^^^///
   = 0   0 =
-o00--( )--00o--
Picture of Burse failing another math test
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-23 17:01:27 UTC
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The FartMouth Births-comics for Eric FartFrancis, with volta dancing by George FartWitte published by ST FARTMARTINS PRESSURE
                                                                   __
                                                             .-'         `-.              ,dP""Yb,
                                                           .'               `.          ,d"        "b,
                                                          /                   \        d'    _      `Y,
                                             _           ;                     ;      8     8        `b
                              __        ,'"    "`.      |                      |     `b,_,aP       P
               __         ,'     `.    /           \     ;                     ;        """"        d'
             .'    `.      /        |   |             |     \                    /                 ,P"
         _  |       |     |        /    \           /      `.                .'       a,.__,aP"
  . o ( _ ) `.__.'      `.__.'        `.___ .'           `-._____.-'           `"""''
 
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
Melania Trump has an easy time defending her dignity from gutter press, in one month with millions.
Annie Oakley struggled with the gutter press
Archimedes Plutonium like Annie Oakley has to battle the evil, but alas time away from doing science.
    _ _/|
   \'o.0'
   =(___)=
      U
Poem-- seeking the poet George Witte to publish
___________________________________________
STUPIDITY of Inflamming Innocence Abroad
___________________________________________
Francis Come Witte, Witte Come Francis it was a dance to do
It was a dance for you
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid is Francis Come Witte
I mean rock-hard stupid.  
Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, Witte Come Francis
Surface of Venus under 80 atmospheres of red hot carbon dioxide
And sulfuric acid vapor dehydrated for 300 million years rock-hard stupid.  
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know
Into a whole different sensorium of stupid.  
It was the dance to do.
Witte Come Francis is trans-stupid stupid. 
Meta-stupid.  
Stupid so collapsed upon itself
That it is within its 
own Fusion Barrier Principle radius stupid.  
Lightning bolt stupid.  
It was the dance for two, Francis Come Witte, Witte Come Francis.
Stupid gotten so dense and massive that no intellect can escape.  
Maxwell Dirac Equations stupid. 
Ordinary and Partial Differential Equations Stupid.
Francis & Witte emits more stupid/second than our entire galaxy otherwise 
emits stupid/year.  
Quasar stupid.  
And do the twist, round and around.
Nothing else in the universe can be this stupid.  
Witte Come Francis is an oozingly putrescent primordial fragment
From the original Antimatter of Stupid
A pure essence of stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
As to be beyond the laws of physics that define maximally
Extrapolated hyperbolic geometrical
 Dimensional background radiation stupid
As we can imagine it.  
Cha cha cha
And do the twist!
Witte Come Francis 
is Planck stupid
A quantum foam of stupid
A vacuum decay of stupid
A grand unified theory of stupid
It was the dance for two
(UncleAl/AP)
       \\\
       (0 0)
_ooO_(_)_Ooo____  
volta dancing, you put your right foot out, .. ..
       o-:^>___?
       `~~c--^c'
         ,,,
       ($ $)
-ooO-(_)-Ooo-

Picture of crackpot Eric Francis making money off innocents weaved into his books


     /\_/\
    ( x x )
-oo0-(o o)-0oo-

Picture of George Witte as the money rolls in off of innocents woven into
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-25 07:36:53 UTC
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Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
Melania Trump has an easy time defending her dignity from gutter press, in one month with millions.
Annie Oakley struggled with the gutter press
Archimedes Plutonium like Annie Oakley has to battle the evil, but alas time away from doing science.
,\,
($ $)
-ooO-(_)-Ooo-

Picture of crackpot Eric Francis making money off innocents weaved into his books


/_/_\
( $ $ )
-oo0-(o o)-0oo-

Picture of George Witte as the money rolls in off of innocents woven into St.Martins pulp fictions

Hair going bald there George?
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-26 07:31:39 UTC
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Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
<snip>
Hey Archie? Need to borrow a wrench? They're great to fix things that
weren't bolted down too tight in the first place...
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-06-30 01:55:07 UTC
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APs infinity border 10^604 is too much and not spherical,
so it must be instead the maidenhead locator, everything else
is corrupting physical reality by imaginary bubbles.
So Archimedes Plutonium asks whether he can put a fruit hat
on his head, he wants to sing us the song of new math, since
Carmen Miranda - Upa, Upa
Say, there Burse, Witte, Francis, what are some other Jewish dances? I am tired of the Polka Waltz




  \\\^^^^^///
   = 0   0 =
-o00--( )--00o--

--- Burse on bass

       .
       |___
      (}o o{)
-ooO-(_)-Ooo-
Witte on tenor


           /\_./o__
          (/^/(_^^'
            (_.)
Francis on Scientific Astrology two step
--
j4n bur53
2017-07-25 10:15:45 UTC
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Yesterday I found something shorter, more
mathematical, but this is also nice.

Abel’s Proof - Peter Pesic
The MIT Press - 2003
https://isidore.co/calibre/get/pdf/5686

I bet AP brain farto, never saw permutations
before in his whole live.
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
<snip>
Hey Archie? Need to borrow a wrench? They're great to fix things that
weren't bolted down too tight in the first place...
j4n bur53
2017-07-25 10:37:53 UTC
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Ok, this is a shorter one:

Niels Henrik Abel and the theory of equations
Henrik Kragh Sørensen - 1999
http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/summary?doi=10.1.1.121.1168
Post by j4n bur53
Yesterday I found something shorter, more
mathematical, but this is also nice.
Abel’s Proof - Peter Pesic
The MIT Press - 2003
https://isidore.co/calibre/get/pdf/5686
I bet AP brain farto, never saw permutations
before in his whole live.
Post by Archimedes Plutonium
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99
"Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes
Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first
place."
<snip>
Hey Archie? Need to borrow a wrench? They're great to fix things that
weren't bolted down too tight in the first place...
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-07-01 08:57:35 UTC
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Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
       \\\
       (0 0)
_ooO_(_)_Ooo____  
volta dancing, you put your right foot out, .. ..
       o-:^>___?
       `~~c--^c'
Hey George, George Witte and Eric Francis, you spawn a new talent in Graham as writer. Would he not make a fine sequel to the FartMouth St FartMartins Press literature.

Such powerful language. Such command of the English use of "nuance"


On Friday, June 30, 2017 at 5:12:20 AM UTC-5, ***@gmail.com wrote:
PENCHOV (sci.physics) VOTED MOST ANNOYING FUK-TARD ON EARTH
FT
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On Saturday, July 1, 2017 at 8:07:51 PM UTC-5, Michael Moroney wrote:


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    /  \
   /-oo-\
    \--/
I am Mike Moroney and I am a conehead of Boston
There are some places here that use "geothermal" for heating and cooling
but even these are solar power in disguise.  They pump water from wells
from where the temperature is the average over many years and extract heat
from it (in the winter) and dump heat into it (in the summer) and pump the
water back into the ground.  The water is about 55F out of the ground.
But to tell you the truth, I do not believe Moroney when he says he is a EE.
Eric Francis the astrology crackpot science journalist has first dibs on a Moroney's new book titled

The Disguised Solar Barbeque Rotisserie


                  __|      \ /     |__  
   _ o   ___\o    \o    |    o/    o/___     o _
     /\  /)  |        ( \   /o\  / )     |      (\    /\
___|_\______                          _____/_|__
 
Eric: So you are the proud inventor of the Disguised Barbeque

Moroney: That I am, for I can hide and burn Boston Baked Beans with the geothermal solar rays

Eric: What sign was your invention? Aquaris?

Moroney: a New horoscope sign, -- Sol

Eric: you have rave reviews in England rivalling the British bake off

Moroney: Yes, Benj is flying over tonight to taste the Boston Baked Bean Fartsoup,,, here, try some
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Hey Dan, Dan Christensen, is it true you are considering publishing your memoirs and math with St. FartMartins Press? Or is that just another Jan Burse liarings.

What is the title, Dan, is it "Why I talk to Canadian pigeons in Diophantine Equations"?

or is it "The Idiocies Just Keep on Coming"


On Thursday, June 1, 2017 at 8:57:06 PM UTC-5, Dan Christensen wrote:

*** THE IDIOCIES JUST KEEP ON COMING! ***

John Gabriel's Idiocy of the Month:

"Until I revealed what Euclid had written down, not a single moron academic
in the last 2300 years even had a clue what it means to be a number."  (This from a moron who doesn't believe in zero!)
-- May 24, 2017  

"I'll just keep spamming!"  (So far, so bad! What a moron.)
-- Dec. 25, 2016
                             
 
“I am the Creator of this galaxy.”
-- March 19, 2015
 
“I am the greatest mathematician ever.”
-- June 21, 2016

"I am always right."    
-- Nov. 3, 2016

“I am the last word on everything.”
-- May 6, 2015
 
“Whatever I imagine is real because whatever I imagine is well defined.”
-- March 26, 2015
 
“Unless I think it's logic, it's not... There are no rules in mathematics...  As I have repeatedly stated, if there were to be rules, I'd be making the rules.”
-- March 17, 2015  
 
"There are no axioms required when concepts are well defined. My mathematics is well defined."
--June 21, 2016
 


"A song by Jew wannabee academics and their lackeys..."
-- May 26, 2017                        *** NEW ***
           
 
 
"I will crush you... You need to be very careful what you say."
--November 10, 2016  
 
"The Jews never learn and apparently neither do their lackeys"
--Nov. 28, 2016

"Jews are like parasites on a given host."
-- Feb. 23, 2017  

"F---ing Jews have tried to change historical facts"
-- Jan. 9, 2017    

"That is the reptilian Jewish way."
-- March 1, 2017                              

"What's worse, psychopathic Jews or their lackeys?"
-- April 1, 2017                


"We can always divide the numerator by 2 and the denominator by 4 from the assumptions, but either way, the same result is obtained - a contradiction. From which 1 = 2 or 1/2 = 1."          
-- May 6, 2017                         *** NEW ***

"We know that pi is not measurable by the unit, because any such k would have to satisfy  1/(k*1) = 1/pi. The only such k is pi itself
-- May 11, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"There is NO such thing as a "real" number."
-- May 12, 2017                        *** NEW ***
 
"Until I revealed what Euclid had written down, not a single moron academic
in the last 2300 years even had a clue what it means to be a number"
-- May 24, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"Frege, Russell, Cantor were all orangutans [...] Not only were these fools    hopeless at philosophy, they were even more hopeless at arithmetic."
-- May 24, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"Every time you blurt out crap like 0.333... = 1/3 or 0.999... = 1, you are saying that S = Lim S."
-- May 27, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"Limit theory requires real numbers, but they don't exist. Therefore, Lebesgue theory is by default nonsense."
-- May 27, 2017                        *** NEW ***


BEFORE: "There are still morons who don't know that Euler claimed S = Lim S.... He wrote it and with exactly that notation!"
-- May 26, 2017                        *** NEW ***

THE EVIDENCE: http://reader.digitale-sammlungen.de/en/fs1/object/display/bsb10081749_00151.html?rotate=0&zoom=0.6000000000000001

AFTER: "Of course he did not write 'Lim S'... He did not talk about S."
--May 27, 2017


"[0,1) is strictly speaking not a 'set'."
 -- May 29, 2017                        *** NEW ***



"Piece-wise functions are in reality piece-stupid functions."
-- April 2, 2017                

"Sets don't give rise to functions, but functions give rise to sets."
-- April 3, 2017              

"A right angled isosceles triangle is a SYMPTOM you morons. It's a SYMPTOM of sqrt(2)."
-- April 23, 2017              

"Learn why intuition is very dangerous. Even I, who am infinitely smarter than all of you and have far better intuition, would never base my ideas on intuition!
-- April 23, 2017                

"If Nikola Tesla were alive, he would have hailed me as the greatest mathematician ever."
-- April 30, 2017                
                                         

"A function cannot have a limit at a point x without also being continuous at the point x."
-- March 15, 2017                            


"There are no postulates or axioms in mathematics."
-- Feb. 6, 2017
                                 

"Zero is not a number."
-- Jan. 10, 2017                                

"You are a CRANK if you claim that 1/3 = 0.333..."
-- Jan. 17, 2017                                                              
 
 
“1/3 does NOT mean 1 divided by 3 and never has meant that”
-- February 8, 2015


"There is no such thing as long division where p/q is concerned if p < q."  (So, no more 1 -:- 2 = 0.5. What a moron!)
-- December 8, 2016      

“The square root of 2 and pi are NOT numbers.”
-- May 28, 2015
 
"No. The square root of two is most definitely not a number!"
-- Nov. 26, 2016            

"Only when idiots began to treat points as numbers, did things start going south fast."
--Nov. 19, 2016            

 
“Proofs had nothing to do with calculus.”
-- May 30, 2015
                                         
 
"You don't need associativity or commutativity or any other crap."
--June 21, 2106
 
“Axioms [are] not required in mathematics.”
-- July 4, 2016


Please feel free to add any I have missed.

Dan
Archimedes Plutonium
2017-07-06 05:50:51 UTC
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Hey Dan, Dan Christensen, is it true you are considering publishing your memoirs and math with St. FartMartins Press? Or is that just another Jan Burse liarings.

What is the title, Dan, is it "Why I talk to Maple trees in Diophantine Equations"?

or is it "The Idiocies Just Keep on Coming"


On Thursday, June 1, 2017 at 8:57:06 PM UTC-5, Dan Christensen wrote:

*** THE IDIOCIES JUST KEEP ON COMING! ***

"Until I revealed what Euclid had written down, not a single moron academic
in the last 2300 years even had a clue what it means to be a number."  (This from a moron who doesn't believe in zero!)
-- May 24, 2017    

"I'll just keep spamming!"  (So far, so bad! What a moron.)
-- Dec. 25, 2016
                              
 
“I am the Creator of this galaxy.”
-- March 19, 2015
 
“I am the greatest mathematician ever.”
-- June 21, 2016

"I am always right."    
-- Nov. 3, 2016

“I am the last word on everything.”
-- May 6, 2015
 
“Whatever I imagine is real because whatever I imagine is well defined.”
-- March 26, 2015
 
“Unless I think it's logic, it's not... There are no rules in mathematics...  As I have repeatedly stated, if there were to be rules, I'd be making the rules.”
-- March 17, 2015  
 
"There are no axioms required when concepts are well defined. My mathematics is well defined."
--June 21, 2016
 


"A song by Jew wannabee academics and their lackeys..."
-- May 26, 2017                        *** NEW ***
           
 
 
"I will crush you... You need to be very careful what you say."
--November 10, 2016  
 
"The Jews never learn and apparently neither do their lackeys"
--Nov. 28, 2016

"Jews are like parasites on a given host."
-- Feb. 23, 2017  

"F---ing Jews have tried to change historical facts"
-- Jan. 9, 2017    

"That is the reptilian Jewish way."
-- March 1, 2017                              

"What's worse, psychopathic Jews or their lackeys?"
-- April 1, 2017                


"We can always divide the numerator by 2 and the denominator by 4 from the assumptions, but either way, the same result is obtained - a contradiction. From which 1 = 2 or 1/2 = 1."          
-- May 6, 2017                         *** NEW ***

"We know that pi is not measurable by the unit, because any such k would have to satisfy  1/(k*1) = 1/pi. The only such k is pi itself
-- May 11, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"There is NO such thing as a "real" number."
-- May 12, 2017                        *** NEW ***
 
"Until I revealed what Euclid had written down, not a single moron academic
in the last 2300 years even had a clue what it means to be a number"
-- May 24, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"Frege, Russell, Cantor were all orangutans [...] Not only were these fools    hopeless at philosophy, they were even more hopeless at arithmetic."
-- May 24, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"Every time you blurt out crap like 0.333... = 1/3 or 0.999... = 1, you are saying that S = Lim S."
-- May 27, 2017                        *** NEW ***

"Limit theory requires real numbers, but they don't exist. Therefore, Lebesgue theory is by default nonsense."
-- May 27, 2017                        *** NEW ***


BEFORE: "There are still morons who don't know that Euler claimed S = Lim S.... He wrote it and with exactly that notation!"
-- May 26, 2017                        *** NEW ***

THE EVIDENCE: http://reader.digitale-sammlungen.de/en/fs1/object/display/bsb10081749_00151.html?rotate=0&zoom=0.6000000000000001

AFTER: "Of course he did not write 'Lim S'... He did not talk about S."
--May 27, 2017


"[0,1) is strictly speaking not a 'set'."
 -- May 29, 2017                        *** NEW ***



"Piece-wise functions are in reality piece-stupid functions."
-- April 2, 2017                

"Sets don't give rise to functions, but functions give rise to sets."
-- April 3, 2017              

"A right angled isosceles triangle is a SYMPTOM you morons. It's a SYMPTOM of sqrt(2)."
-- April 23, 2017              

"Learn why intuition is very dangerous. Even I, who am infinitely smarter than all of you and have far better intuition, would never base my ideas on intuition!
-- April 23, 2017                

"If Nikola Tesla were alive, he would have hailed me as the greatest mathematician ever."
-- April 30, 2017                
                                          

"A function cannot have a limit at a point x without also being continuous at the point x."
-- March 15, 2017                            


"There are no postulates or axioms in mathematics."
-- Feb. 6, 2017
                                 

"Zero is not a number."
-- Jan. 10, 2017                                

"You are a CRANK if you claim that 1/3 = 0.333..."
-- Jan. 17, 2017                                                               
 
 
“1/3 does NOT mean 1 divided by 3 and never has meant that”
-- February 8, 2015


"There is no such thing as long division where p/q is concerned if p < q."  (So, no more 1 -:- 2 = 0.5. What a moron!)
-- December 8, 2016      

“The square root of 2 and pi are NOT numbers.”
-- May 28, 2015
 
"No. The square root of two is most definitely not a number!"
-- Nov. 26, 2016             

"Only when idiots began to treat points as numbers, did things start going south fast."
--Nov. 19, 2016            

 
“Proofs had nothing to do with calculus.”
-- May 30, 2015
                                          
 
"You don't need associativity or commutativity or any other crap."
--June 21, 2106
 
“Axioms [are] not required in mathematics.”
-- July 4, 2016


Please feel free to add any I have missed.

Dan
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Is this true, George Witte leaving St.Martin/s for his lack of astrology in his news and books?
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight in the first place."
Being replaced by the new writing style and editor of Cujo?

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I jist lurves kook litses!

More, please?
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The Porat poem corner in George Witte's FartMartins Press
================================
The crock 'Archimedes'
is trying to steal from me
the
''Y Circlon mechanism''
======
TIA
Y.Porat
====================================
George, that really does not rhyme well, does it, can we improve it?

The crock Eric Francis
is trying to steal from me
the
''Y Circlon astrology trances''
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New Book-- What causes Stalkers and stalking and how insane are they?

Personally, my own theory is that stalking is a reincarnation from past life as a predator stalking prey. So they have a ancient animal mind and see that as a destined behavior, whereas normal people see it as insanity



Jan

He is hampered by total delusion in everything he writes. It's been that way for 20+ years.
A mental problem.
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Jan


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Actually, all this has been known at least since Pappus of Alexandria (ca 290 - ca 350 AD).  AP is hampered in his understanding because of his belief that a full revolution is not 2pi (and many other absurd beliefs as well).
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2017-07-23 04:40:25 UTC
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New Book-- What causes Stalkers and stalking and how insane are they?
Personally, my own theory is that stalking is a reincarnation from past life as a predator stalking prey. So they have a ancient animal mind and see that as a destined behavior, whereas normal people see it as insanity
Jan
He is hampered by total delusion in everything he writes. It's been that way for 20+ years.
A mental problem.
--
Jan
Actually, all this has been known at least since Pappus of Alexandria (ca 290 - ca 350 AD).  AP is hampered in his understanding because of his belief that a full revolution is not 2pi (and many other absurd beliefs as well).
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Re: In New Math, the line segment can have width, and that throws out the Limit concept// 3 Theorem proofs, and area more complex than volume indicates inconsistency

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Your chosen namesake (the real Archimedes) used the "pathetic modern limit concept" to prove your fantastic "new" theorems about 2300 years ago.


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Jan Burse asked if Eric Francis is a astrologer with a amplifier, pretending to be a news reporter

Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department
&might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight &in the first place."


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What kind of tool is this? Brain farto amplifier?
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2017-07-25 08:04:55 UTC
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Jan Burse asked if Eric Francis is a astrologer with a amplifier, pretending to be a news reporter
Eric Francis Dartmouth Murders (St.Martin's Press) writes page 99 "Geology Department
&might be close enough for someone (Archimedes Plutonium) they thought wasn't bolted down too tight &in the first place."
6:45 PM (3 hours ago)
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What kind of tool is this? Brain farto amplifier?
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Brain farto delirium.
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